New Years Revolutions!
Yes. Yes, we know it’s “resolutions” but, you know, we’re sick of adhering to the demands of social norms. Indeed. We’re just so gosh-darned insane we’re going to go beyond the reach of polite society...
View ArticleThe New Year Donkey!
Here’s looking at you, donkey. Christmas has Santa Claus and Easter the bunny rabbit, but what about New Year? Why isn’t there some magical monster like with the tooth fairy and all the other ones? It...
View ArticleThe Happy New Year Monster!
The Happy New Year Monster! Whilst you may be delighted with the New Year and all the potential it holds, there’s one dude who isn’t so chuffed; it’s the Happy New Year Monster. Now I know what you’re...
View Article10 New Year’s Revolutions You Should Consider!
Get your New Year’s revolutions in order today! It’s the time of year when New Year’s revolutions must be considered. For most people it will go like this: lose weight, be healthier, visit the gym more...
View ArticleAsk Dr. Moron: “How do I deal with my NYE party hangover?!”
Happy 2021 and all that. Happy 2021! It’s another one of those year things and many of you will be nursing a massive hangover after whatever festivities you got stuck into. Fools! Such as today’s...
View ArticleAgony Aunt: “What are some realistic New Year’s resolutions?”
Yes. It’s that time of year where everyone sets themselves life goals they’ll soon have abandoned. But there’s no harm in trying, eh? As such, we’re helping today’s latest halfwit set himself some...
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